oh eeps this is beautiful.
seriously though i’m a strong lady whether i’m weeping into my ice cream or punching your stupid dick off
you don’t get to decide that from your ivory penis tower of strength
Guys, the guy who plays Peter Pan in Disneyland and the girl who plays Wendy are married irl. This makes me really happy, like you have no idea.
one of my favorite posts on tumblr
Simon Pegg returns as Scotty in Star Trek Into Darkness
BE STILL MY BEATING HEART.
Best fake interview ever.
so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed
once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep